Véspera de ELEIÇÃO e EU liso...

LISO uma porra! Vejam só o que acabei de receber: 

"Hello my dear, how are you today hope you are fine?
I write to inform you that we have already sent you $5,200.00. Unite State Dollars through Western union as we have been given the mandate to transfer your full compensation payment worth the total sum of ($1.4 Million Dollars) via western union by this Government,We have been trying to reach you through any means since yesterday for the Western Union payment Details but we were not sure of your direct contact.I don't really know why, therefore we decided to contact you through face book today with all the Western Union payment information for you to pick up the money from any outlet Western Union around you with this available MTCN and Sender Name so that you will pick up this $5,200.00. United State Dollars to enable us send another $5,200.00. Tomorrow as you know we will be sending you only$5,200.00 United State Dollars per day. Please copy all this information and run to any nearest Western Union to pick up the $5,200.00. And call me back to send you another payment tomorrow, my direct phone line is +254-72950-4702, Manager: Dr.Fred Chapman .call or email me once you picked up this $5,200.00. United State Dollars today,meanwhile kindly provide us with your direct telephone line for an easy communication among us.Here is the Western Union information to pick up the first $5,200.00. United State DollarsSender’s First Name____Fred Senders Second Name____Chapman Senders Country KENYA Text question___When Answer__45Minutes Amount$5,200.00 MTCN Number___#532-573-8435 Receiving Name Mr Eneas PeixotoI am waiting for your call once you pick up this $5,200.00. Please also provide your E-mail your email and direct telephone number because I need to be calling you once we send any payment for the information. Note we really need your current direct phone so that once we make any payment we shall call you for the MTCN.Yours in Service Mrs. Jessica Ezeh ECO Bank Kenya Republic."

 Já enviei meu CELULAR, Identidade, CPF, o número do SAPATO, da CUECA que eu uso, e na terça-feira vou pegar meus quase 5 MILHÕES de REAIS ($1.4 Million Dollars). Lá na República do Kênia. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

Dotô, djivogado, djiputado arranjou um VAGABUNDO lá no QUENIA... Kkkkkk.
Dotô, esse negócio de andar junto desse coroné de BOSTA, dotô Xorge, Walter Fernades, o PELEGO, só podia sair essas coisas. Aí ainda se junta com MauMarques, Nambú, o Guguinha do LIXO, McPinheiro... Não podia dar outra coisa.
DOTÔ. eu acho que vou processá-lo seu FILHO da PUTA... Hahahahahaha... CAGÃO.